simon.s 5:02 Fri Jul 31
Flying ant day
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The cunts.
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Northern Sold
5:06 Fri Jul 31
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Had it last week.... funniest thing the black Lab was laying in the garden right beside a funnel... he was covered in the fuckers and never even flinched...
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Big E
5:07 Fri Jul 31
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Just had one of the little shitbags hitch a ride on my shoulder from Moorgate tube to the office. It's dead now. Annoying little fuckers they are
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BRANDED
5:15 Fri Jul 31
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Yeah. Seems like two different days this year.
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Hammer and Pickle
5:22 Fri Jul 31
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Timed for the full moon - hippy cunts as well.
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Nurse Ratched
5:25 Fri Jul 31
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Excellent. This gives my son the right 'ump.
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stirlinghammer
5:34 Fri Jul 31
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IS are behind this. fckg ethnic insect cunts.
tick tock.
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Monk~koknee
5:41 Fri Jul 31
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Beware they may carry ant flu. Just wait until it mutates across species:
" ...... the virus hymenoptera inluenza or “ant flu”, has shown to be airborne and extremely contagious with symptoms similar to the Spanish flu.
Ant societies have a natural form of division of labour and an ability to solve complex problems. All ants communicate with each other using pheromones, sounds, and touch, which allows the virus to spread from one individual to another every time they touch each other. An estimated 36 billion ants could already be dead, and 23 billion more could die before the end of the year."
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Nurse Ratched
5:49 Fri Jul 31
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Sent a text to my son to share the good news that it's FAD and he replied with sweary invective. Rude.
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IsaacHock
6:02 Fri Jul 31
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An estimated 36 billion ants could already be dead, and 23 billion more could die before the end of the year.
That's about a garden and a halfs worth. A drop of piss in the formic ocean.
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yogib
6:02 Fri Jul 31
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Loads of the fuckers in Barkingside High St but none in Redbridge - hate the aggravating little fuckers
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riosleftsock
8:50 Fri Jul 31
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The Blandford fly.
Have been blessed with these, horse flies and similar variants this year.
Apparently its down to dungaree wearing, spittle chinned guardian readers and your water-butts of smug self righteousness.
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ChesterRd
8:57 Fri Jul 31
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All over Chelmsford town centre earlier on
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MrCrowmanSir
8:59 Fri Jul 31
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My chickens love flying ant day, they jump up and feast on them, quite funny to watch.
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Mike Oxsaw
9:07 Fri Jul 31
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You need more Geckos.
They go fucking ape-shit when the ants out here start to fly. They'll have their gobs stuffed with too many ants to swallow and still try to catch more.
Remember. A Gecko is not just for life, it's for getting rid of unwanted insects in an environmentally friendly manner*.
* - Press release from the International Gecko Foundation. Prob'ly.
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Takashi Miike
9:08 Fri Jul 31
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millions of the fuckers where I was today. very strange creatures indeeeeeeeed
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bruuuno
12:08 Sat Aug 1
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Saw loads in bristol today coming out of a drain hole.
Happy flying ant day everyone !!!!!
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gph
12:09 Sat Aug 1
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Didn't have one last year.
Haven't had one yet this year.
*waits for piles of tiny animal corpses to form*
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bruuuno
3:25 Fri Aug 7
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If last week was flying ant day this must be the equivalent of Boxing Day to Christmas day
Happy flying ant day Boxing Day equivalent everyone!!!
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cambsiron
12:10 Sat Aug 8
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Bizarre isn't it. One day a year it happens apparently country wide. How do they do it without iPhones?
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